She sits down, visibly upset. ], Rachel: Ohhhhhhhh God. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail? Oh my God Ross, no, hang up the phone, give me the phone Ross, give me the phone, give me the phone, give me the. (A moment of silence.) Monica is there.] Phoebe: Oh, um, it was nice. [Scene: Ross and Julie are at the pound looking for a cat.]. The One Where Rachel Finds Out. God, you're brilliant! That. Monica: Nothing, just never seen you in little stretchy pants before. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Ross: Julie. Everyone is in their forties. (runs over and picks up the cat toy) I mean I’d-I’d be … What? Phoebe collects money for a holiday charity on a street corner. Rowan University. Chandler answers the door to find Monica.]. Yeah! [belligerently] What're they called, what're they called, what're they called? I just want to get over him. Synopsis A drunken Rachel calls Ross and reveals her feelings for him on his answering machine. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. After several script rewrites and changes, including a second title change to Friends Like Us, the series was finally named Friends and premiered on NBC's coveted Thursday 8:30 pm timeslot. . Rachel: All right, fine, you go ahead and you do that, all right Ross. Monica: Well, you know. The One Where Everyone Finds out A fanfic script. Ok. You pick! Okay, I need to lie down. Julie: Oook sweetie I am going to narrow it down to this one over here (points to one).. Julie: ...and this one with the stripes. Joey: Pheebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him. [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]. Chandler: Okay, let's do it. You know about my, I mean, you know I had... you know? Joey: Phoebs look, if you want to know what the deal is, you're just gonna have to ask him. We only hung out every night. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Directed by Ben Weiss. Monica: All right. Phoebe: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on. Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. Ross: Try the bottom one. As Ross leaves for China, Chandler accidentally reveals Ross's feelings for Rachel. The text in blue are scenes that were originally cut from the original airing of the show. I don't need this right now, Okay. Chandler and Joey are sitting on the couch. Took him to a romantic restaurant, ordered champagne, nice. Michael: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you. david schwimmer. . . Let her. (Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Ross: Oh, Monica, I figured I'd come by tomorrow morning and pick up Fluffy's old cat toy, Okay? (hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket) Rachel: I didn't know then. Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time. Friends Season 2 Episode 7 Quotes. Phoebe: He said that, um, he understands how sex can be like, a very emotional thing for a woman and he was just afraid that I was gonna get all, y'know, like, 'ohh, is he gonna call me the next day' and, y'know, 'where is this going' and, ya know, blah-la-la-la-la. Rachel: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? Chandler: Nothing, except tell you, uh, I think it's wonderful how much energy you have. [talks on intercom] Hi Julie. Joey: Oh, it’s a poster for that World War I movie that I’m in, check it out. What? [grabs picture] Oh, God, is he just the sweetest thing? That's why I was thinking maybe we can all pitch in and buy her her own restaurant. Ross: I mean look, that-that one night we had was fun and…and certainly passionate, but don’t you think it’s better if we just stayed friends? Phoebe: [seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window] Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look. Is there something. 'Cause we went, um, dancing the other night and the way he held me so close, and the way he was looking into my eyes I just like... definitely felt something. Jul 10, 2018 . Joey talks to him about how Chandler and Monica are meant fo… Ross: China. Rachel: Together. Phoebe: Well, I finally took your advice and asked him what was going on. Chandler: Woah, woah, I've put on a little weight? Jul 10, 2018. Ross: Not, not, not every night. They start puching and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Joey: But uh, uh, what about uh, Ross and uh. Ross: Hi guys. matthew perry. Phoebe: Oohh, um, no, I don't think that's the problem. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Joey: Naa, no. OK, so what is it, am I hideously unattractive? Chandler is doing situps.]. Okay, so don't make me do anything that I'll regret. Rachel: Did we speak on the phone last night? What?! Ross, from the perspective of his new apartment, is the last one to learn about When Ross discovers that Ugly Naked Guy is moving out of his apartment, he leaps at the chance to sublet it for himself. Ross enters.]. Chandler: Okay. I’m unsuitable for children! [Cut to the city street. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. Rachel: Okay, Okay. That's what it is, that's what I need. She's insane, the woman is insane. [slowly sets the cup back down] Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. Phoebe: No, whad'ya mean? Joey: Phoebe, that's crazy. [Scene: Central Perk. (jogs back in his apartment) With one pound to go, he picks on Monica's weaknesses - no job, no boyfriend, no confessions of anything to her parents - to convince her to lie down on his couch and for him to go bac… Ross: No, no it's not interesting. production #457307 the finest lazer reproduction signatures matt leblanc. Transcribed by Dan Silverstein [Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe: (seeing Ross kissing Julie outside the window) Ooh, oh, Rachel, don't look. Joey dates someone else while still attached to Kathy. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. [she looks around the restaurant, spotting a guy with a cellular phone] Hello, excuse me. . Rachel: Oh, right, clink. [pauses] Who's Michael:? . Michael: Oy. He's not British. Ross: Julie. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. Directed by Peter Bonerz. Rachel: Hi, I'm sorry, I need to borrow your phone for just one minute. 3. vs. . Rachel: Ohh, ohh. Huh. Ross: Well, Okay, I uh, I have to. They're all cute. Rachel: And ya know what, now I've got closure. Rachel: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. The One Where Ross Finds Out (Un-cut Version) Originally written by Michael: Borkow Transcribed by Josh Hodge Minor additions and adjustments by Dan Silverstein. For all I care, he can throw her through the damn thing. All: Hey. He's not British. Matched up 8 times. Joey: Woah, woah, woah, you have a date? . Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. I'm sorry. RACHEL: Oh. gosh, why can't I do that? (they hug) . Rachel: When you were in China. Michael: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend? Ross: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. RACH: Oh, let me see! (Phoebe turns off the TV) Thank you. Rachel: Oh what, my whole insane jealousy thing? This one's cute and-and that one's cute (points to a cat) and that one's cute. Michael: Oh, that does sound. It's 'cause I'm not sexy enough. Come here. Okay so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me? Phoebe: look, I, y'know, I don't mind taking it slow, I like him a lot, y'know he's really interesting and he's really sweet and why won't he give it up? Ross: (reluctantly) Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. Okay. … You know? I convinced him. 3 hole punch left side, brass brad connections. [Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is doing sit-ups.] Phoebe teaches Joey to play guitar and Joey gets fed up with her methods. Okay, in fact I kind of like the last pound. . david schwimmer. With a man. The One with the Football Script Lyrics [Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.] Yeah. Rachel: Yes! Rachel: Right, you, you only had a year. ROSS: But--RACHEL: Go go go go, come on! I don't want one that is about to die. Julie. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. 73 NBC It has been 10 years since the last episode. Joey: Maybe he, uhh... drives his car on the other side of the road, if ya know what I mean. Joey: My Giant? JULIE: [over intercom] Hi honey, I've got a cab waiting. Joey: I thought I did! And check out these "season 1 special events photos". Simply Scripts is an awesome script … Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.] "The One Where Everybody Finds Out" Michael Lembeck: Alexa Junge: February 11, 1999 () 467664: 27.7: Ross applies for Ugly Naked Guy's apartment when he moves out, only to find there is fierce competition. top #11 The One with All the Resolutions: Aired Thursday, January 7, 1999 Ross vows to try something new every day, and buys a new pair of leather pants that get him into trouble on a date. Ross: Okay. We're not working out, it's over. Rachel: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. Rachel: Yeah! Well, y'know, as much fun as that was, I've decided to opt for sanity. Monica: No way, with one pound to go, c'mon. It's too late for that man. OK. [dials] Machine. Friends Central is a FANDOM TV Community. (talks on intercom) Hi Julie. Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut! . Ross has a confused expression on his face. Rachel: Closure, that's what it is. Michael: (confused) I'm sorry? (Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.) Michael: I don't know if Monica told you but this is the first date I've gone on since my divorce so, if I seem a little nervous, I am. Is there something. Guy: What. I mean both-both cats are-are beautiful and um..funny and....you know I am sure I would be happy with either cat. [Scene: A nice restraunt. gosh, why can't I do that? Rachel: That's just great. She sits down, visibly upset. No dessert, just a check, please. Rachel is taking asprin. . The One Where Ross Finds Out script 8. Just--. (belligerently) What're they called, what're they called, what're they called? Ross: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend? Ross desperately tries to prove that he is fine with Rachel and Joey's relationship. You think it's easy for me to see you with Julie? Thank you. Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesn’t find out some other way. Lift up my hand and smack her with it. One of the best ways to hone your skills as a screenwriter is to spend ample time exploring the structure and format of great films. https://friends.fandom.com/wiki/The_One_Where_Ross_Finds_Out/Transcript?oldid=40492. Julie, right. Season 2 201 - The One With Ross' New Girlfriend 202 - The One With The Breast Milk 203 - The One Where Heckles Dies 204 - The One With Phoebe's Husband 205 - The One With Five Steaks And An Eggplant 206 - The One With The Baby On The Bus 207 - The One Where Ross Finds Out 208 - The One With The List 209 - The One With Phoebe's Dad 210 - The One With Russ … Ross: Okay. Rosss tares at them.] The One With The Embryos. I—just one phone call, I'll be very quick, I'll even pay for it myself. Ross: [reluctantly] Can I come over tomorrow and pick up Fluffy Meowington's cat toy. He can press her up against that window as much as he wants. and he walks away! And how was the date? Rachel: No! Joey takes part in a fertility study and is unable to sleep with his new girlfriend. Chandler: Oh, you know, I would, but that might get in the way of my lying around time. about me? [hugs Chandler but holds her hands apart behind his back] Oh, can't make.... hands... meet.... [Scene: Hallway between the apartments. Took him to a romantic restraunt, ordered champagne, nice. It looks really violent! We only hung out every night. I gotta go, I gotta date. This ship has sailed. (on the phone) I'll call you back. Phoebe: Why Scott doesn't want to sleep with me. . . Excuse me, hel—woo (she almost falls out of her chair) Ross: Well, OK, I uh, I have to. I mean it's not that easy to choose. Chandler is having problems because he's put on weight, so Monica offers to be his personal trainer. Chandler: Because it's Sunday. PHOE: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut! Monica: Ooh, what'cha gonna do, fat boy, huh? Ross: Good. Just for a little while. 1003 - The One With Ross' Tan Written by: Brian Buckner Produced by: Robert Carlock and Wendy Knoller Transcribed by: Coffee Mug, Eleonora, Sebastiano & Vanessa [Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment] Chandler: So, you and Rachel tonight, uh? 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